Monkey Prophecises Trump’s Victory

As preparation towards the United States Presidential election climaxes, a popular Chinese monkey known as the “king of prophets” has boosted the hope of the Republican candidate, Donald Trump, to emerge winner in the election which is a week away from now.

The seer monkey was given a chance to pick between life-sized cut-outs of Republican Trump and his Democratic challenger Hillary Clinton.

Shiyanhu Ecological Tourism Park said Thursday that after a “deliberate thought” the mystic monkey chose Trump. Without even waiting, he congratulated the cardboard candidate with a kiss on the lips.

It had been reported that the prophetic monkey had predicted correctly Portugal’s victory in the 2016 European championship.

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