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See this Instagram user’s review of Big Brother Naija reality show

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An Instagram user @andrew_stephani wrote this hilarious but thought provoking review on Big Brother Naija.

Have a nice read:

“MY SUMMARY ON BIG BROTHER NAIJA 2017: Never deny your friends and family like#THINTALLTONY. In fact, pray to have a loyal#BALLY around you so that you will not be as unfortunate as#SOMA. Be careful with women before you end up like#MIYONSE. Work hard and harness your talents and belike or even better than#BISOLA. Don’t compromise your dignity to survive by offering your left breast to a stranger like#COCOICE. Be meek as#JOHN. Don’t go pretending and being fake like#GIFTY, because you don’t live your life for others. Enjoy music like#DERBIERISE and if possible dance like#ESE. Keep fit and always exercise like#KEMEN and #BASSEY, but please don’t kemen anybody at night. Just be an easy going type like#MARVIS and don’t be insulting. If you must speak English, speak like#URIEL but don’t modulate your voice. Don’t be a debtor and a Nigerian who cannot recite the national anthem like#TBOSS. In all, Be Real and be yourself like#EFE because you’re special the way you are. Hustle legitimately and allow God to crown your effort.#Efenation#bbfinale #bbnaija”

 

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