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Man Accused of Public Masturbation Banned From Every Library On Earth

 

A 20-year-old man has been banned from every library on the planet after he was allegedly caught masturbating at the public library in Racine, Wis.

 

According to reports, Tyree S. Carter was “standing in the open, not trying to conceal the act.”

 

Carter was reportedly reading a book when cops arrived; officers say he apologized and said it was his “first time doing it in public.” His bond was set at $1,000 on the condition that he “stay out of all the libraries on the face of the Earth” Which, while probably not enforceable, sounds pretty reasonable and good for everyone else on the face of the Earth.

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