Basketmouth Lambastes Nigerian Beauty Pageant Organizers
You wonder how beauty pageant organizers name their shows? Wonder no more as ace comedian, Basketmouth has some analysis on the worrying emergence of beauty pageants in the country.
The comedian dissects the terrain via his Instagram handle today as he tore them to pieces in the funny post. Read along “It started with Miss Nigeria and MBGN. Now we have the following: Miss Comely Queen Nigeria, Face of Unity Nigeria, Miss Heritage Beauty Pageants, Miss Tourism Nigeria, Miss Earth Nigeria, Miss Ideal, Face of the Globe, Miss teen world supermodel, Miss Dazzle Nigeria.”
“Queen of Aso Rock, Miss Grand Nigeria, Miss Vip Nigeria, Most Beautiful Face in Nigeria, Miss Ambassador for Peace Nigeria, Queen of trust beauty Nigeria, Face of Nigeria, Miss Global Beauty Peagent, Sisi Oge Beauty Pageant, Miss Exquisite, Miss Olokun, Miss Ecowas Peace Peagent…..did I mention we have over 1,000 now?”
He finally said, “Miss Pretty feet Nigeria, Miss Long Neck Pageant, Miss High Heels Nigeria, Miss Fresh Lap Peagent, Miss No hair for leg Nigeria Pageant, Miss Pointed Bo0bs Nigeria, Miss No Stretch Marks For Body. …..just watch.”