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Uganda To Ban Sexy Things And Sexy People Like Beyonce

 

Looks like Uganda will no longer be synonymous with sexy.

The country, much like Indonesia, is officially sucking the fun out of life via their Ethics and Integrity Minister (aka Control Freak Extraordinaire) Simon Lokodo.

 

Ladies who like to dress cute will face steep fines or jail time if they wear “any attire which exposes intimate parts of the human body … Anything above the knee is outlawed. If a woman wears a miniskirt, we will arrest her.” In addition, “Television should not broadcast a sexy person.” Meaning, Beyonce will be banned from TV (in terms of sexiness, that makes sense), as well as Madonna; the Internet will also be monitored for Ugandans trying to enjoy porn.

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