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Ice-T Reportedly Files Separation From His Wife, CoCo

 

It looks like Ice-T might be done putting up with his wife’s dirty dog ways…

According to reports:

“I can’t unbreak my heart, but I can take that azz back tho” said an obviously hurt Ice T in front of a courthouse after filing for divorce from his wife of 11 years after pictures of her kissing a fan surfaced online.

“She can have the money, the house, but them t*tties is mine” Ice T said after explaining that hitting her where it hurts will do more damage than leaving her broke ever would. “I’ma let her start March off with nobody and no body.” Ice T wants her assets delivered to the doorstep of his New Jersey estate no later than March 1st or any monetary support Coco would receive from the divorce will be withdrawn.

Friends close to Coco say she is devastated as without her cosmetic surgery she’s just another white girl without an azz.

You can’t be serious. We have our doubts about this one! Ice-T is a gangster and all but he’s not calling the repo man to come for some leaky butt and boob implants. Although, ya know what they say: You can NOT turn a ho into a housewife. Ever.

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